SUMMER. BEUDY.

Yeah Summer's here.

No work. Lots of sunshine. Time for recreation ....... or to drink lots of beer.

Truth is I do this during the year as well but in Summer I can do it with my shirt off.

RAIN

Rain's OK. I needed a bath anyway.

CHRISTMAS

Bugger me. It's Christmas again.
I've been busy all year and didn't see it coming. I haven't got the supplies in so better get out and about for a scrounge.
I'd go around to Richard's but on his latest Post he shows himself dressed like a big pansy. I don't have time for that sort of stuff myself.
Robert's place is out too as he seems to be in a bit of a grump.
If the weather wasn't so bad up North I'd go visit The Curmudgeon but then he doesn't drink beer so that's out.

Sometime's life's like sticking your head up an elephant's bum.

A NEW YEAR

Hey, I've just woken up to the fact that its a new year. I've been a bit out of it recently. Those bastards at Lion Breweries didn't give me any new gear so I went the home brew way. Cheap as but the bloody stuff can be a bit strong. Knocked he old head off. It also churns up the guts a bit. I've spent most of the last few months on the karzi. Got so it was easier to stay on it so I moved the old brewing kit out onto the deck. Lost track of time after a while.

DOING MY JOB

I've worked hard all my life to reach this level of perfection. I like to think of it as my self actualisation as in the Maslow hierarchy of needs scale. Have you got a problem with that?

PARTIES

I don't like parties. A party is invariably organised by a woman or a gay guy. They want you to dress up, bring some food or drink that you are not supposed to eat/drink yourself, wipe your feet, sit in uncomfortable chairs in a living room while trying not to drop tomato sauce (not ketchup) on the furnishings. No. Bugger that. I prefer to just go around to a mate's place, park my crate at the back door and stand there enjoying my beer. You don't have to say anything and you can have a good old fart, a scratch or a smoke without anyone getting all nancy about it.
No. I don't like parties.