CHRISTMAS IS COMING

Hee hee he.
Me and me mates have been sampling a few brews - just getting into practice for Christmas.
Hee hee he.

THE CURMUDGEON sent out a memo about posting Christmas songs. It was a bit over me head mate so I did the unmentionable with it (and that wasn't over me head hee hee he).

I've been watching what songs the Curmudgeon jokers have been posting and some of them are a bit naff but there have been some good ones. I like the rude ones and I've got one here that my mum sent me.

FROSTY THE PERVERT

TURNING OFF AND DROPPING IN

Well I've finally come to this - joining up with the establishment.
I'm tired of living off handouts and being the butt of jokes around my neighbourhood. It's not as if the neighbours are anything to write home about and when they do they misspell things - ha ha.

The breweries stopped sending me free clobber a while back. I protested by not wearing anything at all but it got too bloody cold after a while - the downside of living at the bottom of the North Island.
Old mate Noel gave me an army greatcoat to wear but it was a bit manky so I threw it in the tip. Then old mate Noel gave me another greatcoat to wear a week later. What a coincidence!

I need to find a bit of respectability so I'm chucking my hat in with the expanding CURMUDGEONS INC. blogs. They look pretty successful and I might be able to get a hat and tee-shirt out of them.



I've made an approach and am awaiting a call up.

Beudy eh?